If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(Source: aru, via healthy-to-the-bone)

the-chubby-nerd:

justagaywallflower:

So like everyone says that glasses of cold liquids get that water on the outside due to humidity and shit. But what if it is just sweating out of fear because it knows you’re going to drink it?

It might be time for bed.

musicc-over-bitches:

Before a concert:

During a concert: 

After a concert: